Oh. My. God...Becky, look at that ranch! "Exquisite, elegant, aristocratic," are just a few of the comments you'll be hearing around your country club pool if you purchase this shimmering gemstone of a home. Updates galore inhibit this 3 bedroom 2 full bathroom palace. Enough shiplap and farmhouse charm to make Joanna Gaines blush. Both bathrooms fully updated in last 2 years. Master 2020, guest 2019. Freshly painted in everyone's favourite color, gray. Yes, I spelled favourite with a "u" in it because that how fancy you'll be sounding if you purchase this home. Laundry room full makeover 2020. Washer 2020. Water heater 2019. Two and a half car garage for both your white Range Rover and black Escalade with extra space for activities or butler's quarters. Large backyard w/ totes cute matchy matchy shed. Additional updates since 2014: tile floor in entryway and kitchen, engineered hardwood in bedrooms, stainless steel counter depth fridge, baseboard, full fence, farmhouse style kitchen sink, 6-panel doors, blinds, natural gas line to grill. 6 minute Uber ride to downtown Palatine Metra. Mariano's, Jewel, Target, Home Depot all just right around the corner. I mean it's like HGTV and both Property Brothers had a baby and its this palatial paradise. #buyahouse (agent interest, duh)